A Short Guide to Comparative Religions 🤣

(After reviewing this you’ll be able to just test right out of that class)

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Taoism                                   
Poop happens.

Confuscism                           
Confucius say, “Poop happens”.

Calvinism                             
Poop happens because you don’t work hard enough.

Buddhism                             
If poop happens, it really isn’t poop.

Seventh Day Adventist        
No poop on Saturdays.

Zen                                         
What is the sound of poop happening?

Hedonism                            
There’s nothing like good poop happening.

Hinduism                             
This poop happened before.

Mormon                               
This poop is going to happen again.

Islam                                    
If poop happens, it is the will of Allah.

Moonies                               
Only happy poop happens.

Stoicism                               
This poop is good for me.

Protestantism                     
Let the poop happen to someone else.

Catholicism                         
Poop happens because you  are bad.

Judaism                                
Why does this poop always happen to us?

Zoroastrianism                    
Poop happens half the time.

Christian Scientist              
Poop is in your mind.

Existentialism                     
What is poop anyway?

New Age                               
You create your own poop.

Rastafarianism                   
Let’s smoke this poop.

Via Kelly’s Quest


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