Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable...
Trimmed in tin, pyrite crystals, gold foil and glass beads secured with sinew
Do I look like that girl in the magazine ad?
Are there too many straps on my shoes?
Do my pants ride my hips like that dude in the sitcom?...
Ladies, we've always known this is an important art form, right?
It’s really not a winter skirt
But what else can I do?...
Food. Fashion. Art. What's not to love?
At one time we wore farthingales
Encased the body in a cage
Before that, shaving lovely women’s
Foreheads was the coming rage...