Those who have been following the domestic adventures of this poet know...
Tag: low rent lifestyle
New Roomie Happy Dance
Hey, brother, you sure are a treasure Rooming with you’s just a pleasure As about considerate As cohabiters can get
Retrenchment: To Jeremiah Rosado
Jeremiah, head of household Only in convenience:
Avoiding the Maury Povitch Moment
(On My Way to Buy a Hotplate, Pots, Pans, Cutting Boards, Spoons, Spatulas, Buckets, Toaster, Towels and Scrubbers for Use in My Own Room)
Email to Household Head: Please Instruct Third Tenant Not to Harass Me in the Kitchen
Neither will she call further insults to me through my door. This is a prosecutable act.
Haiku: Back to the Same Old Same Old
They have my rent now People themselves don’t count...
For my Subscribers’ Entertainment: Haps Around the Homesite
Then we’ll start working on your “mindfull awareness,” okay? Think you’ll find some of us have been practicing that all along.
Oh, did you harbor fantasies Of being house mother of A household full of prime young men All viewing you with love?...
All Communications Regarding Tenancy Will Continue to be Conducted in Writing
Let someone else your mother And your babysitter be Those aren’t included in my rent Contractually
Don’ plan t’ say no’ mo’.